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10 May 2048 @15:43 GMT



Season Milestones NOW Generate Rookies: 3.7 hours ago League Finances Unlo: 8.3 hours Public Offers Begin: 8.3 hours Public Offers Close: 1.5 weeks Remove Expired Permi: 1.5 weeks Extensions Open: 1.5 weeks Leave League Deadlin: 2.3 weeks Buyout Deadline: 2.3 weeks





Smooth Criminals
1500 wins, 456 losses
301,364 fans

All of these teams have played against the Smooth Criminals at least ten times. The ones on the top of the list have played the most.
OpponentRecord


Lost in Space Robot B-9s
71 - 11


Crossingville Suicide Squeeze
37 - 43


Lake Superior Sharks
70 - 7


Hand Hammered Turkish Cymbals
36 - 39


Omaha Outlaws
57 - 16


Rob Lowe
72 - 0


Uncle T's Mean Thirteen
47 - 14


Harlem Shake
59 - 0


Green Bay Blizzard
51 - 5


Ryuji's Captain Kidd
44 - 11

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Clint Daddies
53 - 0


Louisville Monarchs
44 - 7


Motorcraft Sparkplugs
48 - 1


Bismarck Flickertails
46 - 2


Garfield Arrowheads
45 - 0


Jimstown Gamecocks
33 - 8


New York Driven
17 - 18


Slices Rights' Latex Spankers
20 - 9


Newark Brickmakers
24 - 5


Greenfield Bobbleheads
26 - 0

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Drexel Dragons
23 - 0


Wildwood Turkey Flock Chicks
15 - 7


Chicago Blues
11 - 10


Millinocket Moondogs
20 - 1


Massabesic Midnight Lullaby
19 - 2


Herington Hawks
17 - 1


Holyoke Cougars
12 - 6


Charlock Dragonlords
7 - 11


Syracuse Sky Chiefs
12 - 6


Underpants Gnomes
12 - 6

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Hershey Brown Sox
10 - 6


Dayton Flames
15 - 0


Mach College Impala Legs
13 - 1


San Bernadino Cucuys
8 - 6


Elcho Swishy Trees
13 - 1


We Believe in You, Matthew Hobgood
11 - 3


Moscow MG-50s
11 - 1


Smiths Falls Badgers
7 - 4


Wethersfield Red Onions
9 - 2


Florida Orange
10 - 0


9 Games
Ban Hammer (5-4)

8 Games
Pawtucket Phantoms (8-0), Defunct Account (2-6), Iron Curtain Serfs (7-1), Now Zoidberg is the Popular One! (8-0), Tenneessee Titans (4-4)

7 Games
Delmarva Shorebirds (7-0), Quebec Quarrelling Q-Berts (3-4), Simyard Simdrama! (2-5), Nachos University 05ers (5-2), Roswell Invaders (7-0), Bulletproof Tiger (4-3), Smallville Crows (4-3), Yosuke's Jiraiya (6-1)

6 Games
Blue String Puddings (1-5), Overcooked Celery Processes (3-3), Garinham Guards (5-1), Portland Green Sox (4-2), Mercedes Benz (3-3), Carnation Carnations (5-1), Bargersville Bobs (6-0), Salt Lake Storm (4-2), Hilton Parkers (5-1), Lansing Lugnuts (6-0), Knockoff Rejects (3-3)

5 Games
I Like Pie (1-4), Deep Space Nine (2-3), Training Failure Scum (4-1), Luca Brasi (1-4)

4 Games
Kentucky Fried Chicken (0-4), Water Meters (2-2), Wachusett Mountaineers (2-2), Rotting Corpses of the Bullpen (3-1), Williamsport Crosscutters (4-0), Talacrey Bulldogs (3-1), Milford Mudhens (2-2), Macon Babies (4-0), Bancroft Bandits (2-2), The List Of Jericho (3-1), Ann's Carmen (1-3), Curry Spiced Poppadoms (4-0), Playboy Bunnies (4-0), Alaska Albatross (4-0), Mikkeli Jokers (4-0), New York Metropolitans (4-0)

3 Games
Humongous Melonheads (0-3), Oxford Owls (3-0), Super Dodgeball Champions (2-1), Honolulu Gunmen (1-2), Spanking Machines (0-3), Blacksburg Hokie Pokie (1-2), Gas Meters (3-0), SimYard SimShitters (3-0), Raphus Cucullatus (1-2), Apple Juice Boxes (0-3), Neo Olde Tokyo Steel Samurai (2-1), The Team Formerly Known As Sharks (2-1), Allen Lions (3-0), Oan Green Lanterns (3-0), Portugal. The Man (1-2), California Heat (2-1), کابل باکټریا (3-0), Houston Quack (3-0), Champion Rings (2-1), Riverview Gardeners (0-3), South Sumter Raiders (3-0), Honda Civic (2-1), Innsbruck Sharks (3-0), Anteater Amalgamation (3-0), Dunedin Blue Jays (3-0)

2 Games
Tampa Monkeys (2-0), Palm Springs Power (0-2), Maryhill Magyars (0-2), Cincinnati Reds (2-0), Simpsonville Hokies (1-1), The Abusement Park (1-1), Jive City Rerun (2-0), Sacramento Dolphins (0-2), Clearwater Threshers (1-1), Northwestern Univ. Wildcats (2-0), TourPro Basswood Drums (1-1), Portsmouth Pandas (0-2), Ladyboy Adventure Time (1-1), Lakewood Lightning (0-2), Festive Fireworks of Simyard (2-0), Park Mockery (1-1), Fireball XL-5s (1-1), Orlando Tail Gators (1-1), While My Guitar Gently Weeps (1-1), La Flama Blanca (1-1), Ministry of Silly Walks (0-2), Moosilauke Monorail (2-0), Overclocked Celeron Processors (1-1), Makoto's Johanna (2-0), Golden Apples (1-1), Postage Meters (1-1), Meter Readers (0-2), Scranton/WilkesBarre Blazers (0-2), Jackson Hole Jail Birds (2-0), Oshawa Otters (1-1), Oshawa Orcas (1-1), The database is not responding (2-0), Gary Southshore Railcats (1-1), K9 Unit (0-2), Dream Team (1-1), Guava Strawberrys (1-1), Gotham Knights (2-0), Stanton Opening Day Homer (2-0), Chicken Dinners (2-0), Bartlett Wannabees (2-0), Simyard Legends (1-1), Log!c Langstas (2-0), London Cats (2-0), Montour Centenials (2-0), Perry Porpoises (2-0), TFence's Wild Latex Polices (2-0), Asheville Smoke (0-2)

1 Game
Milwaukee Brewers (1-0), Edinboro Buckeyes (1-0), Oakland Athletics (0-1), Morgana's Zorro (1-0), Milwaukee Beer Brats (0-1), Atlanta Jaxx (0-1), Mississippi Chaingang (1-0), Lost Muffins (0-1), Pink Ladies (0-1), Meloetta's Song of Love (0-1), Norfolk Tides (0-1), Baltimore Orioles (0-1), Broomfield Commuters (1-0), Hanover Tomatoes (0-1), Danville Dingoes (0-1), Club Tijuana (0-1), Janzen Janzen's (1-0), AAA Mets (1-0), Front Door (0-1), Department of Redundancy Dept. (0-1), Teenage Lobotomies (0-1), Duluth Huskies (1-0), Toho 怪獣 (1-0), Skaro Daleks (0-1), Hyannisport Presidents (1-0), Doo-in It Big (0-1), Frederick Keys (1-0), Bowie Baysox (0-1), Morwydden Merlins (0-1), Chester Cobras (1-0), Fargo Balls (1-0), Cantlin Soldiers (0-1), Liv Morgan (1-0), Carolina Mudcats (0-1), Wisconsin Timber Rattlers (0-1), Timbuktu Pooponewe (1-0), Reading Fightin Phils (1-0), Joe Cools (1-0), Petersburg Penguins (0-1), Oshawa 99ers (0-1), Mighty Mullets (0-1), Ft Worth Cats (0-1), Rocket City Trash Pandas (0-1), Move Along Nothing To See Here (0-1), Chris Jericho Greatest Of All Time (1-0), Houston Colt .45s (1-0), Speedo Meters (1-0), London Underground (0-1), Happy ! (0-1), Royal Galas (0-1), Los Feliz Daycare (1-0), Park Mocks Nas (0-1), Lincoln Lynx (1-0), Jon's Bois (1-0), Yusuke's Goemon (1-0), Woodford Reservists (1-0), Simyard Bleacher Bums (1-0), Dungeon Run (1-0), Copenhagen 47s (1-0), Mudville Niners (1-0), Αθήνα Γλαϋκες (1-0), Arlington Mockingbirds (1-0), Hilo Silverswords (1-0), Pittsburgh Yinzers (1-0), Fayetteville Fly Traps (1-0), Columbus Gunters (1-0), Jimstown Americans (1-0), Halifax Moose Heads (1-0), Sioux Falls Big Foot (1-0), Hyde Park Reds (0-1), Northbrook Noshers (1-0), Hoth Cookie Monsters (1-0), Eagles Can Fly (1-0), Celta Vigo (1-0), Toronto Astronauts (0-1), Memphis Minutemen (1-0), Lincoln Lawyers (0-1), Fresno Flyers (1-0), Carnation Cougars (1-0), San Francisco Sinkers (1-0), Minneapolis Riot Squad (0-1), Atlanta Peaches (1-0), Dallas Spartans (1-0), Dinner with Rick Pitino (0-1), Choccolocco Mean Green (1-0), London Rams (0-1), Anishinaabe Falcons (1-0), Inter Miami (1-0), Ottawa Beaver Tails (1-0), Mega Man (1-0), Interdimensional Council of Ricks (1-0), Miami Fire (1-0), Gjøvik Pacifics (1-0), Kamloops Blazers (1-0), Texas Mad Dog (1-0), Stugotz' Army (1-0), Meridian Manta Rays (1-0), Guillermo Mafia (1-0), Sacred Howling Wolves (1-0), I Know. I Checked. Online. (1-0), Gainesville Heartbreakers (1-0), Salada Sayains (1-0), Zanesville Mustangs (1-0), Houston TexMex (1-0), Minas Tirith Tower Guard (1-0), Foster's Friends (1-0), No one Cares (1-0)


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